The Only Orgy You Won't See Us At!

The bugs are back! And we hate it.

With the heat coming back, so do the disgusting swarm of bugs we usually walk through on the street! Which is the worst.

The little bugs called midges are finding each other suuuuper sexy this time of year and need to mate with each other ASAP. That’s why they’re ALWAYS in huge swarms… So watch out for the flying orgy’s in the sky, or you might be having a bug orgy in your mouth!!

You only have to wait another week or so though, so try not to run away TOO fast. Because what some people see as tiny little bugs, we see as this.

BLAKE&WYLDE

(Photos via Flickr)