Beyonce Instagram
Beyonce Instagram

Blue Ivy’s toddler fur coat.. $354. Jay-Z’s ring that he put on Bey’s finger.. $5 Million. Queen Bey’s new L.A. home.. $45 Million. ACTUALLY BECOMING BEYONCE…. $299.

Matthew Knowles literally made Beyonce. But unless he knows how to DNA swap, he probably won’t be making another one, especially for $299. That is what he is charging for a one day boot camp for any entertainment industry hopefuls, or anyone who wants to pay this clearly desperate man, $299.

 

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$299 will get you a private lunch and photo shoot with Mr. Knowles. He is also offering a $199 deal for those who just want the inside knowledge on how to be Beyonce. When you come out of the bootcamp however, it’ll probably go something like this…

 

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Yup, pretty much.

 

 

BLAKE & WYLDE