People Think Starbucks' Polar Bear Cookies Have Slit Throats

Reasonable people are taking to Twitter to complain about Starbucks’ holiday polar bear cookies. Starbucks obviously went out of their way to make their polar bear cookies look like they have slit throats and are clearly not wearing scarves. OBVIOUSLY. *EYE ROLL*

Last week, the photo above of Starbucks’ Christmas Polar Bear cookie started to make its rounds on social media, and people freaked out. As one Twitter user so eloquently writes, Starbucks’ Christmas cookies “look like they got Catelyn Stark’d.” 

Starbucks is getting dark this Christmas. Polar bears look like they got Catelyn Stark’d. #WarOnChristmas pic.twitter.com/gqGm1bGMv1

— J $ (@highkey_john) December 9, 2015

Ok so Starbucks gets rid of their Christmas cups then they slit polar bear throats on their cookies? pic.twitter.com/L9EhaLq1lc

— Davin Lee (@davinreader) December 11, 2015

Polar bear cookies at starbucks look like they got their throats slit pic.twitter.com/Zg2Q6pMEJj

— Cliven (@SlimSloth) December 9, 2015

After Starbucks’ red cup controversy, people have attributed this to Starbucks’ continued war on Christmas. The thing is, the cookies in the picture are from 2010 and the cookies were discontinued the same year. But who needs facts when you can just complain on social media.

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