Lorde Had A Secret Instagram Account For Reviewing Onion Rings

Reason #21789034 why we should all love Lorde: She had a secret Instagram account dedicated to ONION RINGS!!!!

The account was called @onionringsworldwide, and it’s bio read, “Every onion ring I encounter, rated.” I CAN’T.

People began wondering about the account when the discovered that it’s 24 followers were made up of Lorde and all of her close associates. NewsHub did some major investigating into this VERY important story. the major breakthrough came when they compared the onion ring Instagram postings with her concert schedule and ALL 4 POSTS corresponded with Lorde’s schedule.

The internet managed to screen grab her 4 posts before the account was deleted:

Please, PLEASE, PLEASE, Lorde, re-activate this account. WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO EAT ONION RINGS!!!