The Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards, celebrating the biggest, funniest, weirdest, most dramatic & most awkward moments of 2019 on the Roz & Mocha Show!

It’s the award show where YOU pick the winners…vote for your favourite in each category below now!

 

Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘Toronto Tings’ Award 

 

The nominees…

 

Roz Bans Steve Miller from Station for Raps/Bucks NBA Playoff Series: Milwaukee radio station, KISS FM bans Drake’s music, so we decide to ban music from Milwaukee’s own, The Steve Miller Band!

Maurie Cries Over Streetcars: The TTC says good-bye to its decades-old Toronto streetcars and Damnit Maurie is upset.

Mocha Takes Issue with Scarborough Google Image: Someone pointed out when you search, ‘Scarborough’ on Google, the picture that shows up to the map is a picture of a house that burned down house and Mocha wants some respect put on his old neighbourhood’s name!

 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘Viral Challenge’ Award

 

The nominees…

 

The Car Alarm Challenge: People attempt to mimic the sound of a car alarm, in what’s being called the “Car Alarm Challenge.”

The Koala Challenge: The Koala Challenge is with two people: One person acts as a human tree and the other person is a koala and attempts to climb them!

How Many Times Do You Say “Chugga” Before “Choo Choo”? How many times do you say, “CHUGGA” before “CHOO-CHOO”?

 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘Riddle Me This’ Award

 

The nominees…

 

The Woman Robber Riddle:  “A lady walks into a store and steals $100 store from the register. She then comes back and buys $70 worth of goods from the $100 and the owner gives her back $30. How much money did the owner lose in total?”

The Friday Horse Riddle: “A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?”

The Half Age Riddle:  “When I was 6 years old, my sister was half my age. Now I’m 70, how old is my sister?”

 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The Award For ‘Achievement in Junk Science’

 

The nominees…

 

Top 10 Early Things You Lie About in a Relationship: Roz brings up a study that lists all of the lies that people tell at the beginning stages of a relationship.

10 Ugliest Physical Features: Roz wants to talk about the ‘Ugliest Physical Features’ list from the site: BeautifulPeople.com. They asked 3000 of their members the following: ‘According to women, what are the worst features a man can have?

Who Smells Worse? Single Men or Men in Relationships? A new study out of Australia found that single men naturally smell worse than men who are in relationships, because single men produce more testosterone.


 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The Award For ‘Outstanding Awkwardness’

 

The nominees…

 

Tickle Therapy: Roz reads the headline: ‘Tickle Therapy Could Help Slow Aging’ and Maurie wants test that theory out on Mocha.

Maurie Calls His Number Neighbour: Have you tried texting your “number neighbour”? It’s the phone numbers on either side of yours. Damnit Maurie tried texting his, and when he didn’t hear back…HE CALLED THEM!

Awkward Hugs Game: Mocha and Damnit Maurie are locked in a cozy embrace by hug belts, and Roz, the Hug Master, asks “”yes”” or “”no”” questions – both Mocha & Damnit Maurie must answer the same way or they’ll get a consequence card.


 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘Worst Achievement in Hygiene’ Award

 

The nominees…

 

Pimples on Your Butt and Ears: Maurie reveals that he has pimples in different places of his body.

Roz Busts Maurie Picking His Nose: Maurie thought he was slick, but he wasn’t, as Roz caught him picking his nose and then throwing the booger on the ground.

How Gross Are You? A new study found: 4.4% of people wear the same pair of underwear for 4 days straight or more before changing them, 4% change their sheets on their bed less than 4 times a year.

 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘Don’t Put That In Your Mouth’ Award

 

The nominees…

 

The ‘GuacoMaurie Challenge’: Roz and Maurie each make their own version of guacamole (Maurie thought it’s made with potato & green peas) and Mocha is the taste tester!

What’s Considered ‘Breakfast’? Stephanie wrote in and said this is something her and her friend argue about all the time: What’s considered breakfast: 1)- first meal of the day no matter when you have it OR  2)- food you consume before noon.

Maurie Does a ‘Shoey’: At a concert, Kacey Musgraves did “ a SHOEY, where she drank out of her own shoe and then of course Damnit Maurie had to try it as well!


 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘OK Boomer’ Award

 

The nominees…

 

Roz Has No Idea Where His High Beams Are: Mocha says they got a text from someone who says “that blue light on your dashboard are your high beams, TURN THEM OFF!” Roz says he has no idea how to turn on his high beams in his own car.

Roz is Triggered by Streaming Services: Roz isn’t thrilled with Netflix’s search engine and interface and lets everyone know about it!

Roz Hates New Technology: Roz asks Mocha if he’s going to get the NIKE shoe laces that tie themselves and then goes on to say how much he hates new technology.

 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘Best of the Damnits’ Award

 

The nominees…

 

The Damnits Vacation – Canoeing: While on vacation, Damnit Maurie decided to take his husband Matthew on a canoeing trip at the Harbourfront Canoeing and Kayak Centre

Matthew Finds a Mold of Maurie’s Teeth at Home: Maurie requires a mouth guard when he drives and he left it out and his husband Matthew found it and wasn’t thrilled.

The Damnits Do the ‘One Chip Challenge’: Maurie presented the ‘One Chip Challenge’ to his husband Matthew and decided that it would be a great idea if they did it together!


 

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Roz & Mocha Fans’ Choice Awards: The ‘Feats of Strength’ Award

 

The nominees…

 

Toe Wrestling: Alan “Nasty” Nash was crowned the Toe Wrestling World Champion in Wetton, England, taking home his 16th title. We of course had to try it on the Roz and Mocha Show!

Tug of War Day: Mocha and Maurie mark the one year anniversary of their first duel by duking it out for a second time.

Balloons Popped with Maurie’s Bum: Roz & Mocha fan Henry wanted to see if Damnit Maurie could break the world record for the amount of balloons popped by your butt! The record is 50 balloons in 30 seconds, and we gave it a try!

 

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