Yes, you read this title right. Christopher’s girlfriend dreams that he cheats on her with the likes of Margot Robbie and Selena Gomez…

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He wrote,

My girlfriend and I have been dating for 4 years now, and everything has been great except for one thing.

She has extremely vivid dreams, and constantly dreams about me cheating on her. However, it’s almost always with celebrities!

Just last month she woke up furious because I kissed Selena Gomez in her dream. When I try and talk to her about it she convinces herself that it felt so real that she could totally believe that it could happen in real life.

Much like Roz, I think dreams are ridiculous so I can hardly empathize when she’s trying to tell me about her dreams, and I end up just laughing about how crazy the whole thing sounds – please help!

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Roz and Mocha tried their best to help Chris out…

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